Laugh Out
Here are some bits to relax urself... If this sounds obscene I am really sorry, but do take this in right sense... Thanx
Q: what do you call a girl, who is beautiful, intelligent, understanding, caring, never jealous, and a great cook
A: dream which will never come true.
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A serious Joke.....
Mr.. Verma comes home one night, and his wife throws her arms around his neck:
"I have great news: I'm a month overdue. I think we're going to have a baby!
The doctor gave me a test today, but until we find out for sure,
we can't tell anybody."
The next day, Mrs..Verma receives a telephone call from British Gas because the electricity bill has not been paid.
" Am I speaking to Mrs..Verma ? " "Yes...... speaking" British Gas guy,
"You'rea month overdue, you know!"
"How do YOU know?" stammers the young woman.
"Well, ma'am, it's in our files!" says the British Gas guy .
"What are you saying? It's in your files ...... HOW ?????"
" Yes ............. We have a system of finding out who's overdue " " GOD !!!!!!......... this is too much.........."
"Madam, I am sorry...... I am following orders.... I have to inform you are overdue" I know that ....... let me talk to my husband about this tonight.....he will speak to your company tomorrow "
That night, she tells her husband about the visit, and he, mad as a bull, rushes
to British Gas office the next day morning.
"What's going on? You have it on file that my wife is a month overdue? What business is that of yours?" the husband shouts. "Just calm down," says the lady at the reception at British Gas, "it's nothing serious. All you have to do is pay us." "PAY
you? and if I refuse?" "Well, in that case, sir, we'd have no option but to cut yours off."
"And what would my wife do then?" the husband asks. "I
don't know. I guess she'd have to use a candle."
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A Joke with Moral:
A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the road, he stopped and offered her a lift which she accepted. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to open and reveal a lovely leg.
The priest had a look and nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthfully slid his hand up her leg. The nun looked at him and immediately said, "Father, remember psalm 129?"
The priest was flustered and apologized profusely. He forced himself to remove his hand. However, he was unable to remove his eyes from her leg. Further on while changing gear, he let his hand slide up her leg again.
The nun once again said, "Father, remember psalm 129?"
Once again the priest apologized."Sorry sister but the flesh is weak."
Arriving at the convent, the nun got out gave him a meaningful glance and went on her way.
On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to retrieve a bible and looked up psalm 129.
It said, "Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory."
MORAL: Always be well informed in your job, or you might miss a great opportunity
Q: what do you call a girl, who is beautiful, intelligent, understanding, caring, never jealous, and a great cook
A: dream which will never come true.
**** **** *** *** ***** ****** ***** ****** ***** **** **** **
A serious Joke.....
Mr.. Verma comes home one night, and his wife throws her arms around his neck:
"I have great news: I'm a month overdue. I think we're going to have a baby!
The doctor gave me a test today, but until we find out for sure,
we can't tell anybody."
The next day, Mrs..Verma receives a telephone call from British Gas because the electricity bill has not been paid.
" Am I speaking to Mrs..Verma ? " "Yes...... speaking" British Gas guy,
"You'rea month overdue, you know!"
"How do YOU know?" stammers the young woman.
"Well, ma'am, it's in our files!" says the British Gas guy .
"What are you saying? It's in your files ...... HOW ?????"
" Yes ............. We have a system of finding out who's overdue " " GOD !!!!!!......... this is too much.........."
"Madam, I am sorry...... I am following orders.... I have to inform you are overdue" I know that ....... let me talk to my husband about this tonight.....he will speak to your company tomorrow "
That night, she tells her husband about the visit, and he, mad as a bull, rushes
to British Gas office the next day morning.
"What's going on? You have it on file that my wife is a month overdue? What business is that of yours?" the husband shouts. "Just calm down," says the lady at the reception at British Gas, "it's nothing serious. All you have to do is pay us." "PAY
you? and if I refuse?" "Well, in that case, sir, we'd have no option but to cut yours off."
"And what would my wife do then?" the husband asks. "I
don't know. I guess she'd have to use a candle."
************* ********************* ************************* *************
A Joke with Moral:
A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the road, he stopped and offered her a lift which she accepted. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to open and reveal a lovely leg.
The priest had a look and nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthfully slid his hand up her leg. The nun looked at him and immediately said, "Father, remember psalm 129?"
The priest was flustered and apologized profusely. He forced himself to remove his hand. However, he was unable to remove his eyes from her leg. Further on while changing gear, he let his hand slide up her leg again.
The nun once again said, "Father, remember psalm 129?"
Once again the priest apologized."Sorry sister but the flesh is weak."
Arriving at the convent, the nun got out gave him a meaningful glance and went on her way.
On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to retrieve a bible and looked up psalm 129.
It said, "Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory."
MORAL: Always be well informed in your job, or you might miss a great opportunity
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