Rules for perfect diet
> If you eat something and no one else sees you eat it, it has no calories.
> When you drink a diet coke while eating a candy bar, the calories in the candy bar are cancelled by the diet coke.
> When you eat with someone else, calories don�t count as long as you don�t eat more than they do.
> Food used for medicinal purposes never count. Example: Hot Chocolate, brandy.
>Movies related foods do not have calories because they are part of the entertainment package and not part of one�s personal fuel. Example: Butter popcorn.
> Cookie pieces contain no calories, because of the process of breaking the cookie causes calorie leakage.
> If you eat the food off someone else�s plate it doesn�t count.
> If you are standing up the calories all go to your feet and get walked off.
> Food eaten at Christmas parties has no calories, courtesy Santa"
> When you drink a diet coke while eating a candy bar, the calories in the candy bar are cancelled by the diet coke.
> When you eat with someone else, calories don�t count as long as you don�t eat more than they do.
> Food used for medicinal purposes never count. Example: Hot Chocolate, brandy.
>Movies related foods do not have calories because they are part of the entertainment package and not part of one�s personal fuel. Example: Butter popcorn.
> Cookie pieces contain no calories, because of the process of breaking the cookie causes calorie leakage.
> If you eat the food off someone else�s plate it doesn�t count.
> If you are standing up the calories all go to your feet and get walked off.
> Food eaten at Christmas parties has no calories, courtesy Santa"
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