Dumb Questions

These are some of the dumbest questions asked in the Ask Yahoo section by some of the users....

Where does my friend Mary live?
How can I tell the difference between a dog and a cat?
How can I teach an aardvark to sing?
Dear Yahoo!, What was the greatest thing before sliced bread?
Why is abbreviation such a long word?
Whatever happened to the cast of 90210?
What came first, the chicken or the egg?

Well they sure are dumb don't you think?